It's beginning to smell a lot like (avocados!).

A friend asks only for your time not your avocados.
Change can hurt, but rotten avocados hurt more.
If you refuse to accept anything but avocados, you very often get avocados.
An avocado is your passport into the hearts of others.
A good way to keep healthy is to eat more avocados.
Your avocados spell success.
Hard work pays off in the future, avocados pay off now.
Enjoy the good luck an avocado brings you
People are naturally attracted to avocados.
Hidden in a valley beside an open stream- This will be the type of place where you will find your avocado.
An avocado opens new doors to success and friendship.
You learn from your avocados. If you're lucky, you'll learn a lot today.
If you have a good avocado in your life, don't let it go!
What ever your avocado goals are in life, embrace it visualize it, and for it will be yours.
your avocados will make you happy today.
You cannot love like until you live the avocado life.
Be on the lookout for coming avocados; They cast their shadows beforehand.

-Proverbios chinos ligeramente actualizados. Inspirado en frases de galletas de la fortuna.